For years, myths have been circulating the retroverse regarding a being
which makes the tortle seem positively speedy. We finally have evidence of
this being.

21:02 You telepathically contact Agrona.
...
...
22:36 Agrona telepathically contacts you with 'Hi!'



(We would have put this in 6 years from now.  However, we are *not*
Agrona.)


(Years later) Agrona : holy crap tht's a helpfile?