Q: New area?  Whats that?
 A: You can find out if you news read!
 
 Q: Well, is it newer than this other area?
 A: why, YES!  And you can see just how new when you
    type in news read!
 
 Q: But, why so many new areas?  People are complaing that explore
    percentages are dropping, and they seem really upset!  Some of
    them even say they lost the exploration LQs, and don't think they
    can make it up before leveling! And Bards are yelling about how
    they can't level anymore too! Whats going on?
 A: Yes, it is truly awful to get new content, isn't it?  New
    places to explore, mobs to meet, EQ to test - just awful. 
    And Bards can deal with these things, that's why they're Bards!
    The line for the whine and cheesed off party is to the right.
 
 Q: Who made this new area?
 A: news read
 
 Q: I don't wanna go into this new area!  Its scary!  And even if I
    did all the midrowers are scared spineless, the mages don't 
    wanna think about it, my bio says they cant take it, the tank
    says their not going there until someone else does, and theres
    not an Abjurer to be found!  And rumor has it Thor coded it!
    Anything but that!
 A: Buncha wimps. And Thor loves you all.
 
 Q: Uuh? Where is the new area with orgies in it?
 A: . . . read news ?
 
 Q: I still have to go through the last new area, there cant be         
    another one this quick!
 A: Slowpoke.
 
 Q: What does the new area lock at?
 A: Explore it and find out!
 
 Q: What? is there something new I missed?
 A: On my left is you typing in read news.
    On my right, the nuke button . . .